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Post by razak on Mar 30, 2008 17:48:04 GMT -5
OK folks, one thing I love is quotes- from movies, books, everday life excetera... Just drop one of here and let everyone bask in it awesomeness (funny one are encouraged).
"Remeber....SHORT CONTROLLED BURSTS" -Colonial Marine about 43 seconds away from dieing because he didn't shoot enough aliens
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Post by razak on Mar 30, 2008 17:50:58 GMT -5
I know I shouldn't double post...but this is a great quote!
“Needless to say, you’re under arrest, asshole. You’ve got the right to shut the fuck up. If you choose to wave that right, it’ll piss me off and cause me to hurt you badly,” she informed the criminal.'
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Post by acclue lockheart on Mar 30, 2008 19:09:46 GMT -5
Clive Barker's Jericho quotes! : "Hey Abby, how many telekinetic lesbian snipers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" - one of the Jericho team, I forget which one. After the commander dies and possesses Abby: "Well congratulations Abby, you finally know what it's like to have a man inside you." "Leach... When I get out of here... I want you to know... I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL!" - Commander after being trapped in an area by Leach's minions the game had just about the worst ending I've ever seen in a video game, but it was fun
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Post by razak on Mar 30, 2008 19:17:54 GMT -5
Robert E. Lee- General, Where is your Division
Pickett-Sir... I have no division! -General Lee to Gen. Pickett after getting their rear's thouroughly kicked by the Union.
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Post by razak on Mar 30, 2008 19:26:18 GMT -5
(I'm going to post every time I find a good quote whenever I don't think I'll be able to remeber it)
“Come on, take one for the team?” she requested, even though she knew that was not going to work.
“Fuck the team. We’ve been through this before. Besides, didn’t his father just cut us a check?”
“Not recently. I do believe that the charming fact that you saved his son's life has worn off,” the boss answered.
“Oh, well. I’m not your prostitute. You can’t put me on the fucking corner every time you need funding.”
“Your sorry ass wouldn’t make me any money anyway" -a charmingly vulgar little talk between the boss of a under-funded buisness and her employee.
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rushfire
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Post by rushfire on Apr 1, 2008 8:31:49 GMT -5
this is one of my favorites
I'm a tall, slightly over-weight(SLIGhTLY SHUT UP GUYS!!) yound dirty bland caucasion male. I usually wear Dragon Shirts and or gaming shirts. - razak
heh... that sounds just like you Razak...
He's VERY slightly overweight XD -acclue
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xatrpgh
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Post by xatrpgh on Apr 1, 2008 16:15:32 GMT -5
I thought they said Monster Island was just a name! - Lisa
Yeah that's because the name says its and island, when in reality its a peninsular! -random man.
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razak
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Post by razak on Apr 1, 2008 16:22:39 GMT -5
(Rushfire...STFU)
"I use dispel magic on the snickers bar and chain it to the three musketeers bars" -Player using magic on DM's edible creatures
"I went to bed with with a browning highpower under my pillow and a firestar in a holster on my bed's headboard...I fealt really safe. Wait, I need one more thing, I got up and grabbed Sigmund- my favorite fluffy black peguin doll, yeah now I was good...now I was really safe" -Anita Blake
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razak
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Post by razak on Apr 1, 2008 16:34:41 GMT -5
This is so graphic even I'll censor it, yeah its that bad.
This motherf****r! This motherf******g bitch asshole! I’m going to f*****g rip him a-f****g-part as soon as I get up! They’re going to send me to jail when I get through with that c**ksucking f****r! That is if they ever figure it out because I’m not leaving any f*****g bits of his f*****g body! I’m going to beat his motherf*****g ass! Ah! Just wait until I get up! -The same cop as earlier commenting on getting shot in the stomach
I chose this for the sheer vulgarity of it
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Post by razak on Apr 2, 2008 20:12:11 GMT -5
"Yeah, they’re not spoiled. You keep telling yourself that, but we both know what happens when you lie to yourself,” the chief taunted her friend.
“Screw you. That’s why you’re not going to be able to see your feet in a few months.”
“I don’t care. I want to have this baby, so you can’t bring my mood down no matter what you say.”
Her friend did not miss a beat to prove that one wrong. She said just about the worst thing possible in the most casual tone a person could use. “You’re going to turn into your mother.”
Betty’s entire expression fell. “Take that back or I’ll shove this fucking fork in your throat,” she threatened her employee. She seemed quite serious about it too and if anyone that heard the threat, they probably would have called the police just because of the woman’s tone alone. -Its the employee and her boss again(boss is prgnant)
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Post by KurstDisciple on Apr 3, 2008 6:26:48 GMT -5
"These curtains are killing me, one of us must go." Dying quote by Oscar Wilde.
"I am now White Ninja, and you are my sidekick pickle!" Whiteninja is born.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO HIT THEM?!" "NO I'M NOT...well okay maybe the mime." an exchange on Die Hard 3 while bruce willis drives through a park.
"I pick up my dead wife's body." - John "Why?" Razak "May come in useful." - John, an exchange during a role playing game between my brother and raz.
"She sent the IM from Soho in an internet cafe`. Unfortunately it's untraceable." - CSI-NY
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Post by razak on Apr 6, 2008 21:00:52 GMT -5
A Variety of warnings from proud parents to their childrens dates from the same world that brought you the angrey cop and the boss/employer relationship:
“Smiles, if you do anything to my daughter, I will shoot you, several times in the chest and head, without mercy,” Betty whispered to the young man while patting him in the chest with force. It actually hurt quite a bit.
“And I won’t stop her,” His mother promised her son with a nod.
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“Um…Auntie , I know just what you’re gonna say,” Bokuden muttered, looking at her. The kids typically tried to make eye contact whenever they spoke because that was how they were raised. Sometimes, they failed, but it was not often.
“Look, Bo, I know you’re a good kid, crazy, but good. Still, if my little monster comes home with a mark on her, I don’t care what the mark is, I’m going to kill you . I’ll just gouge out chucks of your flesh with my bare hands until I’ve torn you apart,” she promised him, sounding so casual that he knew she was serious.
“But…what if she gets into a fight?” Bokuden whimpered. He was going out with a very wild girl, after all. Jayden could easily get caught in a scuffle and get bruised.
“Try to make sure she doesn’t. Her outfit cost a lot of money,” the pale woman remarked, a devilish smile on her face.
“Make sure she doesn’t get into a fight?” Bokuden mumbled. It sounded like the impossible, especially if Jayden got some nutty idea in her head.
“Yes. She is to come back here unmarked and don’t keep her out too late. I get really suspicious about stuff like that,” she said. “I don’t think you want that, right?”
Bokuden gulped and shook his head.
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Aztek would have continued complaining, but suddenly Felix came over to him. He smiled a bit nervously, but felt a little better when he saw his mother pulling Raziya aside. It seemed that there were a lot of talks going on.
“Aztek, I’m going to be blunt about this one,” Felix said to the young man. “Razi is my only child and my pride and joy, you disrespect her at any point tonight and I’m going to put your brain into a cleaning robot,” he promised.
The onyx-eyed teenager laughed out of anxiety. He had no doubt that Felix would do such a thing. Well, it was a good thing that he had no plans to do anything with Raziya.
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xatrpgh
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Post by xatrpgh on Apr 7, 2008 20:23:40 GMT -5
where are these from Razak?
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Post by acclue lockheart on Apr 8, 2008 5:33:59 GMT -5
read his title -.-
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razak
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Post by razak on Apr 8, 2008 17:13:38 GMT -5
Xatroph- Most from Starving Lunatic's "One in a Billion" series.
“I am afraid that I do not know the exact parlance of today’s youth, and I apologize sincerely if I am speaking incorrectly,” Sheila had written, “but I believe the phrase I am looking for is ‘Tough shit’, Junior. You are going to help us regardless of how you view your cantankerous self.” - Ghost of relative speaking to her descendent about a task she must do
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” Oscar Wilde quotes
! Warning! Actual Bush Quotes!
"We're kicking ass." --George W. Bush, on the security situation in Iraq, to Australian Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile, Sydney, Australia, Sept. 5, 2007
"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president." --George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain
"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. ... If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." --George W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
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