Post by razak on Feb 25, 2008 19:46:48 GMT -5
Hey guys, I'm wondering if anyone would be willing to play a game called Paranoia. Sigh, I suppose I have to explain what Paranoia is-
Hello friend citizen, I am the computer and I would like to welcome you to Alpha Complex!
Hmmph, more like Hell if ya' ask me, I'm Razak-U-ORG-and I'll be your REAL guide
Computer:In Alpha Complex you all live under the benevolent rule of me, the computer
Razak: Ha Benevolent my a**, the computer rules everything, from your job to your very life!
Computer:I protect you all from the outside influence from communists, mutants, and other secret sociesties
Razak: God Da**, I need more protection from your Damn medicine! Besides, most of us have mutant powers and secret societies anyway!
Computer: I'm sorry my censors seem to be breaking up, if anyone curses I can't be held responsible. Anyway everyone in Alpha Complex has Seven clones
Razk: Yeah this a very dangerous place, you can be shot, stabbed, eat cafeteria food, take a bath in acid whic was SUPPOSED to be water...err you get the idea
Computer:You are a troubleshooter, my special units charged with taking on missions necassary for Alpha Complex
Razak:Yeah right, and I have the right to free speech...NOT. Most of the time trouble shooter just do things to line the programmers pockets
Computers: Everyone in Alpha Complex has a name devided like this Name-Clearence level-home sector-clone number
Razak:I have...Wow, nothin' ta say cheif
Computer:Every one has a clearence level starting at the lowest (Infrared-black) to the highest Ultraviolet(White). They are in order Infrared, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, Ultra Violet.
Razak: Yeah and the entire complex is set up in ways that you can only enter places equal or lesser than your color, if not they'll shoot you. Infrareds are the mass of poor bastards slaving away under the haze of happyness drugs. Ultra-Violets(except for me) are a bunch of close to near all powerful bastards, but I care for you guys truly!
Computer: You will all be assigned a team placement at Recruiting thread, any questions? *Points large lasers at you*
Razak:See ya'll in Recruiting, welcome to the ORG secter!
Hello friend citizen, I am the computer and I would like to welcome you to Alpha Complex!
Hmmph, more like Hell if ya' ask me, I'm Razak-U-ORG-and I'll be your REAL guide
Computer:In Alpha Complex you all live under the benevolent rule of me, the computer
Razak: Ha Benevolent my a**, the computer rules everything, from your job to your very life!
Computer:I protect you all from the outside influence from communists, mutants, and other secret sociesties
Razak: God Da**, I need more protection from your Damn medicine! Besides, most of us have mutant powers and secret societies anyway!
Computer: I'm sorry my censors seem to be breaking up, if anyone curses I can't be held responsible. Anyway everyone in Alpha Complex has Seven clones
Razk: Yeah this a very dangerous place, you can be shot, stabbed, eat cafeteria food, take a bath in acid whic was SUPPOSED to be water...err you get the idea
Computer:You are a troubleshooter, my special units charged with taking on missions necassary for Alpha Complex
Razak:Yeah right, and I have the right to free speech...NOT. Most of the time trouble shooter just do things to line the programmers pockets
Computers: Everyone in Alpha Complex has a name devided like this Name-Clearence level-home sector-clone number
Razak:I have...Wow, nothin' ta say cheif
Computer:Every one has a clearence level starting at the lowest (Infrared-black) to the highest Ultraviolet(White). They are in order Infrared, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, Ultra Violet.
Razak: Yeah and the entire complex is set up in ways that you can only enter places equal or lesser than your color, if not they'll shoot you. Infrareds are the mass of poor bastards slaving away under the haze of happyness drugs. Ultra-Violets(except for me) are a bunch of close to near all powerful bastards, but I care for you guys truly!
Computer: You will all be assigned a team placement at Recruiting thread, any questions? *Points large lasers at you*
Razak:See ya'll in Recruiting, welcome to the ORG secter!
